Name: Bill Holland

Occasional drag alter-ego: Wilma Slagg

Number of t-shirts owned: 2

Number of clean t-shirts owned: 0

Favourite topic of conversation: Bathroom fixtures and fittings

Size of appendage: Rather larger than yours

Current availability for stand-up: [contact me to find out]

Lives and works: Brighton, England

Travels: Anywhere as long as there's a washing-machine for my underwear

Favourite song: Wilma, oh Wilma

...play "Wilma, oh Wilma" as mp3 (better, at 4mb) or aiff (crappy, at 2mb)